Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 7, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Crescent City, California where an unidentified bozo stole Joe Francis’s truck from outside his workplace when Joe left the key in the ignition. It tended to stick and was hard to remove so often Joe just didn’t bother. This time it cost him. The following day he was on his way to a dealership to buy a new truck when he spotted his stolen truck headed the other way. He turned around and followed it until our bozo parked at his home and went inside. Our man Joe sneaked up and took a look into the truck and wouldn’t you know it, our bozo had left the key in the ignition. Joe stole his own truck and quickly called the cops on his cell phone. They came by and arrested our bozo.

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