Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 8, 2003

The parrots are at it again! Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kiev, Ukraine where three thieves broke into an apartment. Moments after breaking in, the thieves heard a shout, "Stop! I’ll shoot!" Fearing for their lives, all three immediately dropped to the floor and didn’t move a muscle. They were still lying there a few minutes later when the owner of the apartment, a retired police officer, returned home. He called the cops. And that voice that so frightened the bozos–came from his trained parrot.

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