Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 9, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike Frank for sending in today’s report. From Wooster, Ohio comes the story of a teenager who was not really a criminal but he certainly qualifies as a first rate bozo. 18 year old Thomas Parker was showing off to some friends at the K-Mart where he worked when he bet them that he could fit into a four foot by two foot safe. After squeezing himself inside, the door was shut and, you guessed it, the safe locked. When they couldn’t get it open, the fire department and a locksmith were called. Our bozo was rescued, hot, sweaty and embarrassed but none the worse for wear.

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