Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 10, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Marshall Nabors for sending in today’s report, which comes from Muncie, Indiana where bozo Paul Livingston broke into a house and rummaged around, getting away with a few items. It was what our bozo left behind that got him into trouble. Police found the object and had no trouble tracking him down. Apparently he had lost it when he stumbled while inside the house. And exactly what was it that he had lost? His false teeth, which by Indiana law must have the owner’s name engraved on them.

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