Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 13, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in London, England where Linda Robson was mugged outside her home. A thief on a bicycle suddenly appeared, punched her in the face, grabbed the plastic bag she was carrying and sped away. Boy, was he disappointed when he got to a safe place and took a look inside that bag. He didn’t find the valuables he was hoping for. You see, Linda’s new puppy had just had an "accident" inside the house and she had cleaned it up and was carrying it to the trash when our bozo surprised her and snatched the bag.

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