Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 14, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jared Smith for sending in today’ report. From Orem, Utah comes the story of 18 year old bozo Thomas Ellis. One day last week the cops came knocking at hour bozo’s door with a warrant for the arrest of his 38 year old roommate. Our bozo allowed the officers into the apartment and after they made their arrest he became agitated. He asked the officers what right they had to come into the apartment and arrest his friend. They reminded him that he had allowed them in. At this point he sealed his place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He asked the officers why didn’t they just go ahead and arrest him, too, since he had two outstanding warrants. After checking out his story, the officers granted him his wish.

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