Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 15, 2003

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for sending in today’s report. From Stuart, Florida comes the story of bozo Shawn Baker who tried to purchase a hot dog and a beer at a convenience store. When the clerk asked our bozo if he was old enough to buy the beer, he showed her a gun tucked into his waistband. When she asked if the gun was real, our bozo put the gun and his ID in the money tray under the protective glass and slid it over. The clerk snatched the gun and called the cops while our bozo fled without paying for his hot dog and beer. And to make the case even easier for the cops he called back about 30 minutes later and asked if he could stop by and pick up his gun and ID. Police officers were waiting when he arrived.

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