Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 22, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Waterbury, Connecticut where two unidentified bozos wanted to buy a house. It’s what they wanted to use as a downpayment that got them into trouble. They offered the seller a pound of cocaine, plus $20,000 in cash. The seller called the cops. Our bozos now have a new residence–in jail.

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