Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 24, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Ontario, New York where bozo Breanne Price was called for jury duty. As she was passing through security at the courthouse, deputies spotted something suspicious in her bag. Upon further investigation, it was determined that she had brought a baggie of marijuana and a suspicious white powder to court. Well, jury duty does get boring. We have good news and bad news. She’s off jury duty but she now has another date of her own in court.

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