Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 31, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Russia comes the story of a crook who was on the run and was going to try to sneak across the Ukrainian-Slovak border. Our bozo stole a passport and then had himself made up to look like the person in the picture, right down to having a large pair of artificial ears made. And wouldn’t you know it, just as our bozo was passing through customs, the glue on the fake ears came off, and the ears began to slowly slide down his head. After being arrested, our bozo blamed all his problems on the fact that he had used cheap Russian glue instead of a better Western one. Guess Elmer’s is hard to come by over there.

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