Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 1, 2003

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Moscow, Russia. It seems our bozos were planning a big party. They’d invited all their friends, hired a disco DJ and brought in lots of food and drink (maybe too much drink). Now all they needed were some disco lights to set the mood. But in the former Soviet Union disco lights are hard to come by. So our enterprising bozos headed down to the nearest traffic light and stole it. They were headed back to their party when they were stopped by the cops. Have you ever tried to explain why you have a traffic in the back seat? They were arrested.

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