Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 19, 2003

We’ve said it time and time again, if you’re going to use a hold up note in your robbery, you need to work on your penmanship, but our bozos never seem to learn. From Mishawaka, Indiana comes the story of a couple of unidentified bozos who walked into a 7-11 and handed the clerk a hold up note. After looking at it for a moment, the clerk told them she couldn’t decipher it and handed it back. One of our bozos took a look at it and said he couldn’t read it either, because of his partner’s bad handwriting. He then started yelling at his buddy and it soon escalated into a full fledged shouting match. They continued arguing as they left the store empty handed.

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