Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 22, 2003

Bozo criminals for today come from New Castle, Delaware where bozos Jonathan Rodriguez and Joseph Dorsey were going to break into a home. Our bozos stormed up to the front door and bozo Jonathan, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, decided to knock on the front door with the butt of his pistol. The gun went off and shot him in the groin. His bozo partner helped him to the car and drove him to the hospital. The frightened homeowners, who were inside, called the cops and they were waiting at the nearby hospital when our bozos arrived.

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