Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 24, 2003

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3311: When planning an escape, it’s usually a good idea to make the big guys go last. From the International File in Buenos Aires, Argentina comes the story of a group of prisoners who where attempting a mass jail break through a 12 inch diameter hole they had punched in the ceiling. Five of them had made it through when bozo Roque Vivas made his attempt. Now, Roque weighs about 225 and that 12 inch diameter hole was way too small for him but he gave it a try anyway. And of course you know what happened. He got stuck. The two dozen other prisoners that were hoping to escape had to put their plans on hold and call for prison guards to help free our bozo.

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