Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 25, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Pete Unger for sending in today’s report. From Vernon, British Columbia, Canada comes the story of bozo Charles Hanson who held up a flower shop, getting away with a small amount of cash. Our bozo immediately took the money and went next door to the 7-11 to pick up some much needed supplies (probably a beer). As he was walking out he remembered he had left something important behind in the flower shop so he returned to pick it up. Bad idea. The police were already there investigating. And just what was it that was so important that he had left behind? His gun.

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