Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 26, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Vienna, Austria where an unidentified bozo walked into a bank dressed as a woman, complete with high heels. He flashed a gun and demanded cash. After he got his money he walked gingerly out of the bank, teetering on those high heels. And that’s when he troubles began. A town employee, passing by on a lawn mower, had seen the whole thing and quickly gave chase. And in case you’re wondering, a man in a dress and high heels loses to a guy on a John Deere every time. He’s under arrest.

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