Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dan Barcus for sending in today’s report. From Pasadena, Texas comes the story of bozo Rene Carta who made a number of mistakes last week. First, he took a car for a test drive from a dealership and never returned. Second, he used that car when he held up a bank. And third, he left his drivers license behind at the dealership when he took the car. He’s under arrest.