Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 30, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Monroe, Ohio where bozo Pamela Ralston was in possession of a stolen check. She used that check to buy groceries at the local supermarket and she might have gotten away with it all except for one thing. She decided to double dip. In addition to using the stolen check to buy groceries, she also used her supermarket discount card to save a few extra bucks. When authorities realized the check was stolen, it was easy to track it back to our bozo using the information she gave when she applied for the discount card. Oops. She’s under arrest.

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