Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 4, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chesterfield, South Carolina where police officers were in hot pursuit of bozo thief Tom Clark. Our bozo spotted some dense undergrowth just off the 13th hole of a nearby golf course and made a dash for it, thinking it would be a good place to hide. Wrong. At that very moment a police association golf tournament was going on with 20 off duty officers taking part. He’s under arrest.

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