Thanks to Bozo News Hawks Michael Sittnick and Family for sending in today’s report. From Gambell, Alaska comes the story of two female bozos who were stealing gas from the local fuel depot. Unable to tell how much gas they had placed into their car’s tank, they did what any bozo would do. The lit their cigarette lighter to peer down inside and check the level. Not surprisingly the car and the girls quickly caught on fire. After being treated for minor burns they were placed under arrest.