Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 7, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hartland, Maine where bozo Jean Lowry had been out drinking with her friend Paul Harris. After returning home, our bozo allegedly attacked her friend with a knife, stabbing him a few times but not seriously injuring him. It was after the police were called to investigate that she came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month, and maybe of the year. She told the cops that she hadn’t attacked her friend. Instead, she said, it was the ghost of his ex-wife who suddenly appeared, knife in hand, and stabbed him. For some reason, the police didn’t believe her story. She’s under arrest.

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