Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 8, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the state penitentiary in Indiana, Pennsylvania where bozo Raymond Davies had heard enough of the story going around prison about the inmate who had recently gotten his hand stuck in a prison toilet. No way that could ever happen, said our bozo, no way anyone would ever be stupid enough to get his hand stuck in a toilet. And to prove his point, he rammed his own hand down a toilet. Of course it got stuck. It took several guards and a couple of firefighters armed with an air chisel to get his hand out.

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