Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 12, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in one of the poorest countries in the Middle East, Yemen, where an unidentified bozo was begging for coins in front of a mosque. He was doing OK, collecting a little money here and there when there came a noise from the bag he had beside him. It was the sound of his cell phone ringing. A beggar with a cell phone. As people began to gather to ask for their money back, our bozo made a quick exit.

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