Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 13, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Montana’s Glacier National Park comes the story of an unidentified bozo who’s not necessarily a criminal but he did get into trouble with the law. Our bozo was enjoying all the beauty of the park when he spotted a ground squirrel that seemed to be very friendly. The squirrel came up to him and our bozo took out his car keys and teased the squirrel with them, dangling them in front of his nose. Bad idea. Before our bozo knew what was happening, the squirrel snatched the keys and took them underground, never to be seen again. It was a costly afternoon for our bozo. He had to pay a locksmith to open the car and he was fined by the park ranger for harassing wildlife.

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