Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 15, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Airway Heights Corrections Center in the state of Washington. Bozo Wesley Whitaker was about to be released after serving his time for drug possession and bail jumping. Understandably, our bozo was looking forward to a big party once he was on the outside. Unfortunately he couldn’t wait until he was far enough outside to start partying. He was overheard asking his friends on the outside to bring plenty of pot and pills when they arrived to pick him up. Officers were waiting when they arrived. Inside the van, in addition to the drugs, they found a mobile meth lab. Yep, they drove a meth lab to the prison. They won’t be driving it home, however. They’ve joined our bozo in jail.

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