Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 18, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from De Leon Springs, Florida where bozos Antonio Chagra and Andrea Cook were under investigation by the fish and wildlife department for possession of illegal venison, based on a report that they had shot a deer from their car a few hours earlier. Knowing that they had no deer meat, our bozos gave the officers permission to search their freezer. And they were right, there was no venison there. But they must have forgotten about the two huge bags of marijuana that were stashed there. Busted!

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