Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 19, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Martinsburg, West Virginia where bozo Elaine Harrigan held up a bank. She got away but several witnesses gave the cops an accurate description of the getaway car, a late model red Jeep Wrangler. The next day a car matching that description was spotted in our bozo’s front yard with a big "For Sale" sign on it. When an undercover officer sent to investigate asked her why the car was for sale, our bozo told him she just needed to "get rid of it really, really fast." Uniformed officers were called and our bozo quickly confessed.

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