Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 20, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes form the International File in Hepberg, Germany where an unidentified 16 year old bozo threw a big party at his home while his parents were away for the weekend. Taking a look at the mess, knowing his parents would be home in a few hours, and knowing they were going to be really mad, he did what any 16 year old bozo would do. He called the cops and told them that someone had burglarized the house and had made a really big mess. The investigating officers became suspicious when they could find nothing missing. He’s been charged with deceit and wasting police time. He’s also been grounded for the rest of his life.

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