Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 21, 2003

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Mexico City where two teenage bozos in full clown costumes climbed aboard a city bus. They did a song and dance routine and after no one on the bus offered any money for their performance, one of them pulled out a knife and demanded money from the passengers. They got off at the next stop but were quickly captured after the bus driver called the cops. Guess it’s a little hard to hide when you’re dressed as a clown. And those big floppy shoes are hard to run in, too.

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