Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 4, 2003

(Best of Bozo) Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Terry Romanishen for sending in today’s report. From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada coems the story of bozo Robert Martin who made a number of errors in his quest to rob a gas station. First, he ran out of gas before he ever got there, leaving himself stranded on the side of the road in a stolen car. Driving the stolen car to the robbery was his second error. And his third and fatal error was flagging down a patrol car that passed by. The cops ran a quick license check, discovered the car was stolen and arrested our bozo.

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