July 9, 2003

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Bozo criminals for today violated Bozo Rule Number 3342: Before stealing something, it’s a good idea to brush up on your geography. From the International File in Bridgewater, Nova Scotia, Canada comes the story of three teenagers who stole a boat and took it for a little joy ride. After beaching the craft, they decided to set it afire to get rid of the evidence. This might have been a good idea except for one little thing. Our bozos didn’t realize they had come ashore on an island. An uninhabited island with no other way to get off it except for the now burned out boat. Our bozos had to first be rescued before they could be arrested.