Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 11, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Canada where bozo Richard Carter was stopped at a Saskatchewan border crossing. A customs agent noticed our bozo acting nervously. And when he took a closer look at his shirt, he noticed several moving bulges underneath. Upon further inspection it was discovered that our bozo was attempting to smuggle four pigeons across the border by hiding them under his shirt. But it was the reason he offered the officers for having the birds under there that sent him to the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told them he only had the birds under his shirt because they were cold.

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