Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 17, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Leesville, Louisiana where bozo James Lucas had plans to rob a convenience store and then set fire to the place to destroy any evidence. He burst into the store and took three people hostage for a brief time before deciding it was time to torch the place. He let the hostages go, set the fire and made his getaway. Only one thing was missing from his plan. In the heat of the moment, he forgot to rob the hostages or take any money from the store. Un-oh. Realizing that things just weren’t working out for him, he turned himself in.

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