Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 23, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Ft. Worth, Texas where perhaps bozo Fred McDugan was trying to conserve our natural resources when he walked into a Wells Fargo bank and handed the teller a holdup note written on an old sheet of paper. He got his cash and was out of the building before the teller turned the sheet over and saw just what it was. It was our bozo’s resume with a piece of black construction paper covering his name. The cops peeled away the tape and quickly made the arrest.

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