Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 24, 2003

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Baltimore, Maryland, where bozo Edwin Grimes wanted to be a policeman really, really bad. So bad, in fact, that he just couldn’t tell a lie when he was being interviewed for a job with the Baltimore Police Department. When the officer asked him if he had ever committed a crime, he answered "yes" and proceeded to tell him that back home in Texas, he’d robbed five people and also been involved in a carjacking. Maybe he thought they’d be impressed with his experience. They weren’t. He’s been arrested.

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