Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 28, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Panama City, Florida where bozo Cornell Jones was on trial for armed robbery and aggravated battery. His lawyer was pleading his insanity defense when our bozo decided to try and prove his attorney’s point. He started shouting "Cuckoo, cuckoo" and then jumped up and mooned the jury. Didn’t work. The jury found him guilty after deliberating only 30 minutes.

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