Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 29, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Croatia where bozo Svetin Gulisja just wasn’t in the mood for love. After coming home from a hard day at work he wasn’t exactly thrilled to see that his wife had candles lit all around and romantic music on the stereo. Knowing that she wasn’t going to take no for an answer, he did what any bozo would do to get out of an evening of romance. He tried to set his house on fire. After firefighters brought the blaze under control, he was charged with arson.

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