Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

July 30, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Nassau County, on New York’s Long Island where bozo Jerry Curtis had gotten fed up with all the summertime re-runs on network television. So maybe he went to a movie? Nope. Curled up with a good book? No way. He did what any bozo would do. He broke into an apartment so he could watch a pay per view event on TV. He was kicked back in the La-z-Boy when the tenant returned home and called the cops. He’s probably really bored now. The county jail TV has only broadcast channels.

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