Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Terri Colburn for sending in today’s report. From Grand Junction, Colorado comes the story of eight teenage bozos who thought it might be fun to vandalize a police car. They smeared butter and mustard all over the vehicle and wrote a couple of offensive messages on the car in mustard. And then they left behind a trail of used butter pads and mustard packets leading to an nearby house. Investigating officers found one of the suspects passed out on a trampoline outside and the others inside. Along with several cases of condiments. They were ticketed.