May 12, 2003

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Upper Darby, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Allen Hardy who walked into the local convenience store dressed in a Tigger costume. That’s right. Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. A complete costume including head and tail. This getup didn’t exactly strike fear in the heart of the sales clerk. And when he tossed a note her way that said, "$25,000 please, I have a bomb," she knew she was dealing with a bozo. She told him she didn’t have quite that much in the register and proceeded to ignore him (as much as you can ignore someone in a Tigger suit). He finally got discouraged and left. Cops later spotted Tigger strolling through the neighborhood and arrested him.