Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 13, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Helsinki, Finland where an unidentified bozo had been on a crime spree, holding up several convenience stores, taking cash, beer and cigarettes. His little life of crime came to an abrupt halt when he pulled off a robbery and then jumped into a parked car in front of the store, apparently planning to use it as a getaway vehicle. Unfortunately for him, an off duty police officer was sitting in the car at the time. He’s under arrest.

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