Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

May 14, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Daniel Kuras for sending in today’s report. From Parma, Michigan comes the story of bozos Ron Holland and Ken Sloan who broke into a farmhouse and stole several items, including cash, power tools and a couple of handheld two way radios. But they failed to steal the farmer’s scanner radio and that proved to be their downfall. On the evening of the break in the farmer had his scanner tuned to the two way radios’ frequency and he heard our bozos talking about their successful robbery on those stolen radios. And they also mentioned names, which were familiar ones to the local police chief. They’ll learn to keep their mouths shut. They’re now under arrest.

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