Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 25, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk John Flynn for sending in today’s report. From Ala Moana, Hawaii comes the story of bozo Kelly Lee who flagged down a police officer and told him she had locked the keys in her car and could he please help her out? Something in her story didn’t seem right so the officer ran a quick check on the car’s license plate. You guessed it, our bozo was driving a stolen vehicle. She’s under arrest.

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