Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 26, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Baia Sprie, Romania where an unidentified bozo broke into a pub with the intention of stealing some cash. Along the way, however, he was distracted by the pub’s outstanding selection of fine liquors and decided to sample a few for himself. He sampled a few too many and was soon passed out at the bar where the owner found him the following morning. Police were called, and to add insult to injury, the owner of the pub handed our bozo a bar bill of $98.

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