Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 27, 2003

Our bozo criminal for today once again proves that bozos and dogs just don’t mix. From the International File in Munich, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who brought his dog along with him to a department store where he shoplifted a $4 pair of socks. A security guard who spotted him was bitten on the leg by the dog as our bozo tried to flee. He was quickly apprehended but the dog complicated the case. Ordinarily he would have been tried for shoplifting but the prosecutors successfully argued that the dog should be considered a dangerous weapon. The charge was upped to armed robbery which carries a three year jail term.

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