Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 28, 2003

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Quilpue, Chile comes the story of a gang of bozos who posed a wealthy executives, planning to buy a large amount of expensive electronic equipment with fake checks. But something about one of our bozos made the store manager suspicious and he called the cops. And what was it that tipped him off? Even though our bozo said he was rich and was wearing a very expensive suit, his rotten black front tooth gave him away. Maybe he can get some cheap dental work done in jail.

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