Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 31, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Scotia, New York where bozo Melinda Carver burglarized her aunt and uncle’s home. She had parked her getaway car a couple of blocks away so as not to arouse suspicion and when she left with her loot she realized she had forgotten just where she parked it. So she did what any bozo would do in such a situation. She called 911 and reported it as stolen. The cops found the car right where she had parked it and arrested her after he story began to fall apart.

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