Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 11, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Francisco, California where bozo Lee Henning held up a bank, getting away with a bag full of cash and shouting on his way out, "I’m the Silver Wolf! God bless!" Unfortunately for him, he doesn’t have the smarts of a wolf. After completing the job he calmly walked down the street to the Le Central Bistro. Still wearing his desert camo fatigues and carrying two bulging duffel bags, he sat down and ordered smoked salmon and a glass of red wine before heading to the restroom. He emerged a few minutes later wearing a black turtleneck, black sunglasses and a woman’s black hat. While that might not attract attention in San Francisco, the employees did notice several police cars buzzing around and they decided to call 911 to find out what all the fuss was about. When they told them about the robbery, the wait staff said they had their bozo right there. He was arrested before he finished his wine.

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