Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 12, 2003

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who alerted us to this one from our own backyard. From Mineral Wells, Texas comes the story of bozo Peter Cook who made several mistakes in his bozo crime spree. First, he broke into a store owned by the wife of the county’s district attorney. Second, after emptying the cash register he used the store’s restroom, leaving his gun on the bathroom counter. And third, on his way out, he decided to give a big bed that is part of the store’s display a try. You guessed it, within seconds he was sound asleep. And he was still there when store employees opened up the next morning. His final mistake came when police officers arrived and woke him up. He shouted at them "Hey, I was asleep!" He’s now snoozing in jail.

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