Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 13, 2003

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hannibal, Missouri where bozo Mark Osteen may not only be a stupid crook, he may also be the world’s worst driver. Bozo Mark was wanted by the cops for a probation violation and when the police tried to take him into custody he fled in his car, with the cops in hot pursuit. Before long our bozo crashed the vehicle, jumped out and stole another one only to crash it as well. This process continued through six vehicles, from a Saturn sedan to a flatbed truck, with our bozo either crashing or abandoning them all before finally being taken into custody. Maybe he can take driver’s ed in prison.

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